Out of Service (I take sleep very seriously)

Currently unavailable. Permanently tired. This T-shirt is for people who treat sleep like a sacred ritual and naps like a personality trait. If you’re not asleep, you’re thinking about it.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester — comfort approved by professional sleepers
  
• NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece that stays smooth, even after excessive lounging
  
• Quarter-turned to avoid that weird center crease
  
• High-stitch density for a premium, “don’t wake me” feel
  
• Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd² — warm enough for naps, light enough for late-night snacks
  
• Classic unisex fit for full-time rest mode
  
• Set-in sleeves for a clean silhouette
  
• Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and waistband — built to survive couch life
  
• Concealed cuff seams because details matter, even off-duty
  
• Responsibly sourced from Honduras

Made to order, so we don’t overproduce things you’ll just sleep in anyway. Takes a little longer to arrive — but relax… you were going to bed soon. 🖤

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