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Everything is OK
Everything is OK
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Everything is fine. Totally. Absolutely. Just a man, a shark, and zero visible panic. This T-shirt is for anyone who smiles through chaos and insists they’re “okay” while life is very clearly doing the most.
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester — soft comfort for hard denial
- NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece that stays smooth, even as things fall apart
- Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease
- High-stitch density for a clean, premium feel
- Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd² — cozy enough to ignore reality
- Classic unisex fit for all forms of emotional suppression
- Set-in sleeves for a sharp silhouette
- Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and waistband — built to hold it together better than you are
- Concealed cuff seams because breakdowns should stay internal
- Responsibly sourced from Honduras
Made to order, because mass-producing denial feels wrong. Takes a little longer to arrive — but hey, everything’s okay. 🖤
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |
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