Skip to product information
1 of 2

Teemetric

Everything is OK

Everything is OK

Regular price $25.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $25.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size

Everything is fine. Totally. Absolutely. Just a man, a shark, and zero visible panic. This T-shirt is for anyone who smiles through chaos and insists they’re “okay” while life is very clearly doing the most.

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester — soft comfort for hard denial
  • NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece that stays smooth, even as things fall apart
  • Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease
  • High-stitch density for a clean, premium feel
  • Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd² — cozy enough to ignore reality
  • Classic unisex fit for all forms of emotional suppression
  • Set-in sleeves for a sharp silhouette
  • Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and waistband — built to hold it together better than you are
  • Concealed cuff seams because breakdowns should stay internal
  • Responsibly sourced from Honduras


Made to order, because mass-producing denial feels wrong. Takes a little longer to arrive — but hey, everything’s okay. 🖤

Size guide

  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
View full details