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Teemetric

Brains, Beauty, Booty.

Brains, Beauty, Booty.

Regular price $35.00 USD
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Some people have one of the three. You’ve got the whole damn set — and now a sweatshirt to remind the world. Wear it to the gym, on a coffee run, or while casually intimidating your competition.

  • 50% cotton, 50% polyester — the perfect power blend

  • NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece so it stays smooth, no matter how often you flex

  • Quarter-turned to avoid that awkward center crease

  • High-stitch density for a premium feel

  • Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd² — cozy without overheating

  • Classic unisex fit for every kind of awesome

  • Set-in sleeves for a clean, polished shape

  • Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and waistband — made to last longer than trends

  • Concealed cuff seams for that neat finish

  • Responsibly sourced from Honduras

Made to order, because overproduction is ugly (unlike you). Might take a little longer to ship, but good things — and great booties — are worth the wait. 🖤

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